A panda walks into a restaurant He orders his food just like normal. The waiter brings it out and he eats his meal. When the check comes, the panda pulls out a shotgun and shoots the waiter. He then promptly leaves. The cook sees this and says ""Hey what was that for!?"" The panda replies ""I'm a panda. Look me up in the dictionary."" Once the panda left, the cook brought out a dictionary and looked up the word ""panda."" ""Panda - a black and white bear. Native to China. Eats chutes and leaves.…

Look it up in the dictionary A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, ""Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand."" The panda says, ""Look it up in the dictionary,"" and walks out the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading ""Panda"". It rea…

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. ""This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc."" Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. ""Well?"" he finally asked ""What's this?"" The waiter replied ""It's a friend of duck.""

A panda bear walks into a restaurant A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.” The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out of the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks und…