A panda walks into a restaurant He orders his food just like normal. The waiter brings it out and he eats his meal. When the check comes, the panda pulls out a shotgun and shoots the waiter. He then promptly leaves. The cook sees this and says ""Hey what was that for!?"" The panda replies ""I'm a panda. Look me up in the dictionary."" Once the panda left, the cook brought out a dictionary and looked up the word ""panda."" ""Panda - a black and white bear. Native to China. Eats chutes and leaves.…

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some spaghetti. The waiter is surprised but still serves his order. The panda eats the spaghetti slowly while reading a dictionary. After he is finished, he pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and exits the restaurant. The manager is staggered by the turn of events and moves to check what the panda had left behind. He sees the open page on the dictionary and finds the following definition of 'panda': ""a large bear-like mammal with characteristic black-a…

Look it up in the dictionary A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, ""Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand."" The panda says, ""Look it up in the dictionary,"" and walks out the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading ""Panda"". It rea…

A panda bear walks into a restaurant A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.” The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out of the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks und…