A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver. The boy keeps saying,"" If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I'd be a chick. If my mom was a doe and my dad was a buck, I'd be a fawn."" The annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy, saying, ""What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?"" The boy responds, ""Then I'd be a bus driver.""

Once upon a time...... .....a little boy named John lived a village with his mother. His father already died in an accident and his mother has to work very hard to run the family. John was hated by his classmates at school for stupidity in class. Even the class teacher said to him, ""You are driving me crazy John!"" One day her mother went to his school to check on his progress and was speaking to the teacher. The teacher was being very honest and told her the truth about her son and how disaste…

A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver. The boy keeps repeatedly saying,"" If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."" The bus annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy saying, ""What if your mom was a drunk and you dad was a…

Rich people and poor people One day, a financially successful enough father decides to take his son to the countryside to show him how poor some people may happen to be in contrast to them, who live in a nice house in the suburbs of a big city. Like this, his son could understand the value of things, and how lucky he is. So they went to the countryside and spent one day and one night in a simple countryside home. On the road back home, the father asked his son: ""So, what did you think of this l…