Tour guide A tour bus is going through the Highlands when the guide spots a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. He stops the bus and gets out, saying ""watch this"" and then bangs the sheep. When he's finished, he zips up and asks ""does anyone else want to have a turn?"" Another guy from the tour says ""sure, I will"" and sticks his head in the fence.
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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