An extremely racist white trucker is driving down the highway... An extremely racist white trucker is driving down the highway when he spots a priest walking down the shoulder with a gas can. The trucker pulls over and offers to give the priest a ride to the next gas station which is many miles ahead. The priest kindly accepts the offer and off they go. A few minutes later the trucker spots a black man, also walking on the shoulder. The trucker despises black people and decides that he is going to run over the black man. He aims his truck but then realizes he has a priest in the cab so he swerves again to avoid the black man. Still the trucker hears a loud thud! ""I'm sorry father, did I hit the black man?"" ""No, my son. But don't worry, I got him with the gas can.""