Otto Waalkes An insurance salesman is on his way to a remote farm when he sees a boy near the house. ""Hey, little fellow. I want to speak to your dad."" -""He was ran over by a tractor."" ""Oh... oh that's... that's terrible. Is your mom home?"" -""She was ran over by the tractor too."" ""Do you have any brothers, sisters, grandparents...?"" -""All killed by the tractor."" ""You're all alone then. What the hell do you do all day?"" -""I'm driving the tractor.""