Teacher wants to play a game... 'Today we'll relax a little and play a spelling game. Each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then tell us what he would do for us if he were here today. All right, Jack, you can go first."" Jack stands up and says, 'My name's Jack. My father is a baker, thats B-A-K-E-R, and if he were here today, he'd bake a cake for the whole class to enjoy."" The class claps excitedly! Teacher says, 'Very good. All right, Dominic, your turn.' Dominic stands says, 'My name's Dominic. My dad is a chef. That's C-H-E-F, and if he were here today, he'd make a 5 course meal for the whole class to enjoy."" Again, the class claps in excitement. ""Very good, and how about your dad, Leroy?"" --- ""My dad is uh, an electrician...That's uh, E-L-....L----no wait... E-L-E...C...K...No...uhh"" --- ""That's okay Leroy, you sit down and think about it for a minute, we'll get back to you... How about your dad, Ron?"" ""My name is Ron, and my dad is a bookie. That's B-O-O-K-I-E, and if my dad were here today, he'd give you 10 to 1 odds that this nigger over here couldn't spell 'electrician' to save his life!""