Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn'…

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam? When the commander yelled ""GET DOWN"", they all started dancing.

The Vietnam newbie was told they didn't have any more M-16's... and he should just point his finger and yell "BANGITY! BANGITY! BANG!" He's out on patrol, he sees enemy soldiers and points his finger. "BANGITY! BANGITY! BANG!" Much to his amazement, the enemy soldiers fall to the ground dead. He continues on his way, killing more and more VC. But then he sees an enemy soldier steadfastly walking towards him, and the "BANGITY! BANGITY! BANG!" doesn't work. He tries again, "BANGI…