Frank get's hit by a bus... Frank get's hit by a bus. He goes to heaven and meets St. Peter at the gate. He says to Peter: 'I know I'm dead, but I want to see my wife and children one last time!' Peter says:'Okay, but I can't send you back as a human, you'll have to go back as a spider. Also you have to go down from right here at the gates of heaven by your own spun thread.' Because Frank really wanted to see his wife and children again he aggrees and is transformed in a spider. He start to spin his thread: 'HNNNGGGGGGG HGNGNNGNGGGGGGNGNGGGGGGG' pushing really hard to get down from heaven to earth. 'HNGGGGG HNGGGG HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HNGGGGGGGGGG' (Keep doing this till it get's really awkward when you tell the joke). He keeps pushing till he's almost down at earth. 'HNGGGGGGGGGHNGGGGG' Then suddenly his wife wakes him and says: 'FRANK! WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE SHITTING ALL OVER THE BED!'