Give the frog a loan. A frog hops into a bank and approaches the teller, ""Please, ma'am,"" he says. ""I need to take out a loan so I can feed my family."" ""Do you have any sort of photo-ID?"" The teller asks. ""No,"" the frog replies. ""But I do have this!"" The frog pulls out a small golden elephant. The teller looks at the elephant, ""I'm sorry but without proper photo identification I cannot give you a loan."" ""Please! My family is hungry and we really need the money!"" The frog looks at the teller's name-tag, ""Please, Patty, I'm good for the money. This elephant was given to me by Mick Jagger. Please take it as collateral."" The teller looks from the frog to the elephant and sighs, ""Give me a moment, I'm going to go talk to my manager and I'll see what I can do."" ""Oh thank you so much!"" The frog jumps joyfully as Patty walks into the back room and approaches her manager. ""Sir, there is a frog out in front that wants a loan. He has no form of photo-ID, but claims that he is good for the money. He has a small golden elephant that was given to him by Mick Jagger that he wants to use as collateral... What should I do?"" The manager looks Patty directly in the eyes and says, ""It's a knick-knack, Patty-whack. Give the frog a loan.""