Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years... ...until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change. ""You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."" ""I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, Tom replied. 'I haven't had a single problem since."" ""A thousand a week,"" said Doug. ""You can't afford that, how are you going to pay him?"" ""Tom replied, ""That's his problem.""