Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting#Kung F Carl#Doug#One-Liner0π Share
"Your name is Duck?" It's Doug. "Yeah. Duck" Doug. "Duck?" DouGGG "Got it. Duck" Go fuGG yourself "Haha. Classic Duck"#Doug#Duck Doug#Animals#One-Liner0π SharePermalink β
"DOUG YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!" [camera pans to me struggling with Doug for his name tag]#Doug#One-Liner0π SharePermalink β
My pet dog named Doug ran away. Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :(#Doug#Animals#One-Liner0π SharePermalink β
Teacher: βI am young and beautiful. Doug, tell what tense it is.β Doug: βPast tense madam!β#Doug#Teacher#One-Liner0π SharePermalink β