So a cop pulls over a guy for wearing his seatbelt.. tells the citizen that his captain gave him a 100 dollar bill to give to the 100th person he sees wearing their seat belt. The citizen looks a little confused, but of course, accepts the note, and proceeds to leave. The officer asks, "" So, if you don't mind my asking, what are you going to spend the money on?"" To a reply of, "" yes, i do mind your asking, and frankly, i don't think its any of your business."" The officer of course is stunned, but , as he goes to leave, the drivers objects. ""If you must know, i'll probably spend it on getting my drivers license."" The cop is taken aback, as the passenger says, "" Oh don't listen to him, he's drunk."" Shortly thereafter, a knocking comes from the trunk, and a muffled voice says, "" are we over the border yet?"" edited for grammar nazis.