The Speeding Ticket A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. ""Is there a problem Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drunk driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't do that."" The policema…

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, ""Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."" ""No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous,…

A driver is pulled over by a policeman.... The policeman approaches the drivers door. ""Is there a problem, Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drunk driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't do that."" The policeman says, ""Why not?…

A man is driving when he gets stopped by the police. Confused, as he knew he did nothing wrong, the man asked the officer, ""Did I break any laws officer?"" The officer replied, ""No, in fact, your driving was so good that I wanted to give you a reward. I just need to see you drivers license to fill out a tax form."" ""I don't have a drivers license,"" Replied the man. ""You don't have a drivers license?"" The confused officer asked. The mans wife replied, ""Don't listen to him, he's drunk."" Th…