The Foo Bird A group of explorers traveled to South America in order to find El Dorado and other places of great fortune. On the first day, they met up with the locals in the town they were staying in. There the locals warned them of the dangers of the jungle, specifically the Foo bird. During their first hike into the jungle, one of the explorers suddenly shouted out in disgust, for he had been covered in a gigantic bird dropping. One of the locals in the group pointed out that the Foo bird had done this. He went to find a source of water to wash himself off...never to return. During the second hike, the explorers were now a little bit more wary. However, a second member of the group shrieked, having also been covered by a massive Foo bird poop. He went to wash himself off...never to return as well. During the third hike, the explorers were really on their toes, not sure if they'll ever find what they're looking for, and once again a member of the group was suddenly covered in bird excrement. However, before he ran off to wash himself, a fellow explorer told him to stop and said: ""Don't you see? Every time one of us is covered in Foo poop, he dies when he washes it off. So...if the Foo shits, wear it!""