So a pirate walks into his favorite restaurant... ...and one of his friends comes up to him. His friend notices that he now has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye-patch, none of which he had before. The pirates friend approaches and says: ""Wow! You look different, where did you get that peg leg?' The pirate responds: ""Oh I was just at a battle at sea, when a cannonball from the enemy ship struck my leg, but the doctor put on the peg leg, now I'm fine. Then the friend asks: ""Well what about the hook?"" To this the pirate says: ""Oh I was in a sword fight and my opponent cut off my hand, but the doctor fixed it with this hook, so now I'm fine."" ""Well what about the eye-patch?"" ""We were out sailing at sea and a bird pooped in my eye."" ""You can't loose your eye from bird poop!"" ""Yea, but I wasn't used to the hook yet.""