Is my doctor a magician? Tom went to the doctors office for a physical check at the big age of 35. The normal routine check went fine and what he was most nervous for happened. "" Drop you pants and bend over"" he says, "" Don' worry it will be quick and painless"". He continues to put his gloves on and lubes them up really good. As he continues to do his job he says "" Do you feel anything, does it hurt"", It sounded awkward but hey lets tell him thought Tom. "" It hurts a bit"" he replied. The doctor as the funny guy that he has alway been continues to say, "" Let me show you a magic trick"" as he places both hands in front of Tom's face says ""Look no hands"".