bowling balls A truck driver was hauling bowling balls through Alabama one day when he approached 2 little black boys that were walking along side of the road with their bike which had a broken chain. The truck driver pulled up to them and asked if they need a lift. They of course said yes. The truck driver said that they would have to ride in the back with the load he was hauling. So he helped the boys up and threw their bike in, and shut the door. As he was driving along a cop pulled him over. The cop said that he would have to check out his load. The cop opens the back of his semi, looks in, and immediately shuts it and runs up to the driver and states, ""get the hell out of my state!"" The police goes back to his car and radios into the station, ""We've got quite a situation on our hands, a truck drivers passing through hauling nigger eggs, two have already hathed and one stole a bike!""