Reddit, trade Sean Connery jokes with me (warning: contains shockingly bad puns) The joke I heard here that started it all: What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon? *Tennish* Now, thanks to that discovery, I'm stuck in a tour van with four dudes and we are all hopelessly addicted. Here are what I consider to be our top ten: 1. Did you hear about Sean Connery's fish fry? *'Twas a bash* 2. What kind of trousers does Sean Connery sell at his pants store? *All shorts* 3. Did you hear Sean Connery eats only the world's finest potatoes? *He's amashed a fortune* 4. What grade did Sean Connery give the intelligent teddy bear? *A plush plush* 5. Where does Sean Connery buy clippers for his sheep's wool? *Shears* 6. What did Sean Connery eat for lunch at Salt-N-Pepa's house? *Tomato Shoop* 7. When did Sean Connery first suspect Fred Schneider was gay? *When he heard he Loves Shack* 8. What did Sean Connery say to the angry, smelly German? *Shower, Kraut!* 9. What did Sean Connery say to his painfully slow tailor? *Just shoot me* 10. What did Sean Connery say when his car broke down on the way to a booty call? *Damn, out of gash. I could use a little pushy.* I know there *should* be ""only one,"" but we can't stop. Join us. Pun all over me, party people. EDIT: Spelling