After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, ""Why am I here?""... (It's not in bad taste.) After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, ""Why am I here? Certainly I've changed the world for the better through an innovative technological revolution."" ""That's quite true,"" says Satan. ""You belong 'upstairs' and I'm only borrowing you for a few days. But see, whenever new evil-doers land in hell, they're presented with a brand new 17 inch MacBook Pro with quad-core processors, 8 gigabytes of RAM, and a 500 gigabyte solid state drive."" ""That sounds like a pretty good deal, actually,"" says Jobs. ""So why am I here?"" ""I need you to help me load them all with Windows 95.""