A Polar Bear Walks Into A Restaurant... and says to the waiter, ""I'll have a turkey sandwich and a large....coke"". The waiter replies, ""What's with the long pause?"" ""I don't know,"" says the polar bear, ""I've always had them. ---- Pause=Paws. No one thinks I'm funny.
You're either a dog person or a non person.
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.
Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business "Dale's Paint Supplies" but what if it was named "Best Dog Memes"
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