Saul and Abe are walking down the street... And Saul grabs Abe by the arm and cries, ""Abe! I've got a riddle for you!"" ""Ok, Saul. Go ahead."" ""What's green, hangs on a wall, and whistles?"" ""I...You got me, Saul. What?"" ""A *herring*."" ""But...herrings aren't green."" ""Well, you can paint it green."" ""And they don't hang on walls."" ""Sure! You put a little nail in it, you can hang it on a wall."" ""and...and it doesn't whistle."" ""Ok, so it doesn't whistle.""
A man goes into a restaurant. **Saul:** A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, ""What are these clocks for?"" St. Peter replies, ""Th
A man died and went to heaven As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ""What are all those clo
A guy and his buddy are walking down the street And they see a dog on the sidewalk licking his own balls. The guy says ""shit, I wish I could do that"". His bud
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