A man goes into a restaurant. **Saul:** A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; ""Waiter, come taste the soup."" Waiter says; ""Is there something wrong with the soup?"" He says; ""Taste the soup."" He says; ""Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?"" He says; ""Will you taste the soup?"", ""What's wrong is the soup to cold?"" ""Will you just taste the soup?"" ""All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"" ""Ah-ha!"" Saul: ""Ah-ha!""
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