It's a day before prom, and Jimmy realizes he still hasn't gotten his tux yet. So, he goes all the way downtown to the tux store and when he opens the door there's a huge long tux line. Apparently everyone in town waited until the last possible minute to rent a tux, which shouldn't be that surprising for a 17 year old boy. So he waits and he waits and he waits and finally he gets his tux when he over hears two boys talking about their dates and he thinks ""Shit! I need to get a corsage."" So Jim…

Lil' Arty After being married to a total bitch for nearly 35 years, Steve decided enough was enough. He knew that she would never grant him a divorce, being the bitch she was, so Steve decided to take matters into his own hands put an end to his wife, Permanently! Of course, Steve didn't want the blame placed on his hands for the murder, so he sought a Hitman! A few nights later, Steve met his buddy at the local bar and he started talking about how he was going to hire a contract killer to take …

A man wakes... ...with a horrible headache, a proper hangover really. He sits up and looks around. On his nightstand, he sees two aspirins and a glass of water. On his chair, he sees clean, ironed clothes. The whole room is completely tidy. On the table, he sees a note: "Sweetie, breakfast is waiting in the kitchen. Went to the supermarket, hurrying home. Love you." The man leaves the room. Not only was the room tidy, but the whole house is! In the kitchen, hot breakfast is waiting for him wit…

It's three days before prom, and Billy realizes he still hasn't gotten his tux yet... It's three days before prom, and Billy realizes he still hasn't gotten his tux yet. So, he goes all the way downtown to the tux store and when he opens the door there's a huge long tux line. Apparently everyone in town waited until the last possible minute to rent a tux, which shouldn't be that surprising for a 17 year old boy. So he waits and he waits and he waits and finally he gets his tux when he over hea…