I told my lawyer I wanted to seek the death penalty against my wife. He said that's not how a divorce works.#Marriage#Lawyer#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 Share
[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.#Marriage#Technology#Lawyer#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty#Religion#Lawyer#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Don't move or she's dead" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing.#Marriage#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Wife: "If I die first, I want you to remarry." Me: "Wow. Do you really hate me that much?"#Marriage#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →