A rabbit walks into a men's clothing store... And the clerk says,""May I help you, sir?"" ""Yes"", says the rabbit. ""I'd like a BLT with some coleslaw please."" ""I'm sorry sir"", says the clerk,"" but we don't have that here."" ""Oh, ok."", says the slightly deflated rabbit. ""I guess I'll have a house salad."" ""Sir,"" replies the slightly annoyed clerk,"" we don't have that. Is there something else I can help you with?"" ""Well,"" says the rabbit,"" in that case I'll just have a bowl of tomato soup."" The clerk is now incensed. ""Sir, we don't have food! The sign outside clearly says 'men's clothing store'! Can't you read?"" ""Listen, buddy"", says the rabbit,""if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu!""