A man is trying to chop down some trees by the river. Unfortunately the axe slipped out of the man's hand and fell into the river. The man was so saddened by this. He literally couldn't move. That was the only way he could support his family. He didn't know what he could do, he can't even swim. Then suddenly a beautiful women emerges out of the river, holding a bronze axe. ""Don't be afraid I am angel of this river. Is this your axe?"" He replied ""No, my axe is made of iron."" She magically turns the axe into a silver one. ""No 'mam that is not my axe"" She turns it into gold. ""I must decline. My axe is only made of iron."" The angel is impressed and says ""You are a man of great integrity! I have shown you bronze, silver and gold but you were not tempted! As a reward for you great character take all the four axes. This is my gift to you."" The man takes all four of them. His miserable life turns a new leaf now that he has sold them and put the money in some business. After sometime he takes his wife to the river as some sort of family outing. The darnest thing happens, his wife slips and falls into the river. He doesn't know how to swim so he starts screaming for help. The angel emerges from the river. She shows him Scarlett Johansson and says ""Is this your wife?"" To that the man replies ""Ah, yes she is."" The angel is taken back, ""How could you lie?! I thought you are man of integrity! All you men are pigs!"" He says ""Look, I know the drill. You will show me 3 women that are not my wife and I will tell you the truth. Then you will give me all of them. I really cannot handle that many bitches.""