Don't ask... So one fine day, a young boy is listening to the radio. He has very bad reception so the radio is sort of static, nevertheless, he catches something about a purple donut. His curiosity sparked, he meanders over to his mother and said, ""Momma, what's a purple donut?"" She then gets this wild look in her eye an grabs a bat and begins to vigorously beat the boy. She yells, ""Get your ass to school, when you get home your going to the cellar!"" So he walks to school. He has a bloody no…

My first middle-school football game was just like the time i lost my virginity. Bloody and dirty, but at least my dad came.

A 4-year-old kid was at school and his teacher told him that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet At home his mum was on the phone when he asked her what's the first letter of the alphabet so she said ""Shut up."" His dad was watching a football match when the kid asked him about the second letter of the alphabet so he said ""YES YES YES!!!"" because his favorite team had just scored. His brother was playing Bat-Man when the kid asked him what's the third letter of th…

Can someone integrate this equation? This joke comes from my father, who taught at a mostly black high school During a calculus lecture: ""Can someone come to the board and integrate this?"" he says, pointing to an equation He looks around, wondering why no one has answered Once again, he asks ""Can someone come up and integrate this?"" He does this several times, until a large, 200 lb football player from the back stands up and says ""Doc, have you got a black piece of chalk?""