Three blonde women stumble across some tracks... The first one spots them in a large clearing and beckons her friends over. ""Look! I think I've found some deer tracks!"" The second woman snorts. ""Nonsense,"" she exclaims, ""those look like bear tracks to me."" ""Well they can't be both,"" says the third blonde impatiently. ""So what kind of tracks are they?"" And then the train hits them.