Viva la A Frenchman, a Mexican, and a Texan are sitting on a bridge drinking their drinks of choice. Suddenly the Frenchman throws his bottle of wine into the air and shoots it yelling, ""viva la France!"" The Mexican follows his example and throws his bottle of Tequila up and shoots it yelling, ""viva la Mexico"" the Texan looks at the other two then looks at his bottle on Tennessee whiskey and sets is down on the bridge. The Texan then grabs the Mexican and throws him of the bridge and shoots him yelling, ""remember the Alamo!""