A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are all drinking together at a bar. The priest says, ""Okay, guys, I don't mean to brag, but this year alone, I've gotten over a hundred people signed up for RCIA, which is a new record for our parish."" The minister shakes his head. ""Are you kidding me? That's nothing. I've saved over three hundred people in the past year and a half!"" The rabbi simply laughs. ""You guys are pathetic! Attendance rates at our synagogue are at an all-time high, and we're getting converts every week!"" ""Well, to decide who's better, we should hold a competition,"" says the priest. ""I agree,"" replies the minister. ""It shouldn't be easy, either."" ""I know!"" the rabbi exclaims. ""Whoever can convert a bear to their respective faith will be declared the winner!"" So, the three leave the bar, and a week passes before they meet up again. The priest and the minister both show up a few minutes early and order their drinks. They wait for fifteen minutes before finally, the rabbi stumbles into the bar, his arm in a cast and his face covered in claw marks. Both guys ask the poor rabbi what happened, but he simply shakes his head. ""Nah, it's not important. I'll tell you later. How did you guys do with the bear?"" ""Well,"" the priest proclaims proudly, ""I got the bear all signed up for RCIA, and he'll be baptized next Sunday!"" ""And I already saved the bear!"" says the minister. ""At this moment, he's currently out in the wood, preaching to and converting all the little squirrels and deer!"" ""So how did you do?"" the priest asks the rabbi. Once again, the rabbi simply shakes his head. ""I *really* shouldn't have started with circumcision.""