One day a lizard is walking through the jungle when he hears laughing up in a tree... ...He looks up, and in the tree above him he sees a monkey smoking a joint and laughing to himself. He yells up, ""Hey, you got any more of that?"" The monkey says, ""Sure man, come on up!"" So the lizard climbs up the tree to the monkey and they start smoking. After three joints, the lizard is baked and tells the monkey, ""Hey man I got cotton mouth really bad. I need to go to the river and get a drink."" The monkey says ""Sure man."" So the lizard climbs down and stumbles to the riverbank. He leans over to start drinking and SPLASH he falls in. An alligator swimming by sees him fall in and swims over to help him. He lifts him out of the water and says, ""Hey buddy, are you ok? What happened?"" The lizard says, ""Man there is a monkey smoking joints in a tree down the trail and he got me so baked that when I tried to drink I fell in."" The alligator says, ""Really? Does he have any more?"" The lizard says, ""Probably, he is back that way."" So the alligator heads down the trail until he finds the laughing monkey in the tree. When he gets there he shouts up to the monkey, ""Hey there! Got any more of those joints?!"" The monkey looks down at him and with a serious face says... ""FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK man! How much water did you drink?!""