The Garden of Eden [Poem] In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve without any clothes. In this garden were two little leaves. One covered Adam and one covered Eve. As the story goes on, never the less to say, Along came the wind and blew the leaves away. At the sight Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure all covered with hair. And wonder came into Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing started to rise. They found a spot, which suited them best, A nice big tree where they began to rest Her legs spread wider and wider apart, While thrill after thrill came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing peaked into her hole, And filled her with passion beyond her control. Backwards and forwards his thing did slide, Until Eve's treasure was all wet inside. The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing was all out of juice.