To celebrate the new year, the UK set off tonnes of fireworks in London. GF: this is such a waste of money. There are homeless people and people starving, and the government pay for this! Me: yes, but blowing them up would be wrong.
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I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.
It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.
Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch.
I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.
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