A woman gets a nasty cut... ... it's very deep and there's blood everywhere so she calls the emergency services. ""Hello I've cut myself can i please speak to a doctor?"" ""Hi I'm a doctor, may I ask what your name is?"" ""Maggie Smith"" ""And when where you born?"" Asked the doctor. ""17th of April 1985"" Maggie said. ""Where are you bleeding from?"" Said the doctor. ""I'm from bleeding Glasgow.""
Scotsmans Chilli A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow....... He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bo
Tell me your local jokes! Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow? Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
the papal visit the pope visited Glasgow during his visit he went to the Royal infirmary. He went to the ward where seriously ill patients were cared for. The f
Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!
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