"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever

You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone