A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a sad look on his face. The bartender asks ""What's the matter, buddy?"" ""I just got fired from my job. I don't know what I'm going to tell my wife and I've got two kids to look after."" ""Look, I tend to keep this to myself, but over in that closet there is a genie who will grant you one wish. Maybe he can help you out."" So the man heads over to the closet. Inside it's larger than he expected and there was actually two people inside. One sat on the left, looking rather shady and smoking a cigar. The other sat to the right. He was a very small man and was playing a familiar tune on an equally small piano. The man decided to try his luck on the left. ""Are you the genie?"" Asked the man. ""Can you help me?"" ""Sure."" Replied the man. ""Why not. I'll grant you one wish."" ""Well in that case I suppose I wish for a million bucks."" The man snapped his fingers and all of a sudden there were ducks everywhere. They were running about the floor, walking on the tables, they were everywhere. The man knew it was too good to be true and fought his way back into the bar. ""That's a shit genie you've got in there!"" Shouted the man over the quacks of the ducks. ""You're telling me."" Laughed the bartender. ""Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?""