King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry ""King Arthur!"" he exclaimed, ""You gave me the wrong key!"".
King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumferenc
An excerpt from ""So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish"" (Adams Chp20). A brief story about biscuits. ""I was about twenty minutes early. I'd got the time of th
King Arthur is heading off to war, but he's a bit worried about Guinevere alone in the castle with some rowdy knights. So he goes to Merlin who shows him a chas
The Knights of the Round Table are sharing stories Sir Lancelot is speaking: So, dear sirs, I was fighting this dragon with three heads. I chopped one head off
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