Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala.
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Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala.
So hard to hurt a vampire's feelings because you can't say "how do you sleep at night?" or "how do you look at yourself in the mirror?"
When someone spaces out their "ha ha ha's" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice
People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects.
I hope I don't get bitten by a vampire when I'm old and have to spend eternity as a senior citizen.
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