So hard to hurt a vampire's feelings because you can't say "how do you sleep at night?" or "how do you look at yourself in the mirror?"
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Vampire selfies are just phones floating in front of bathroom mirrors.
Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers.
When someone spaces out their "ha ha ha's" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice
People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects.
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