The Fair Young Damsel The fair young damsel was beautiful, but had no fashion sense. She wore a frilly green and purple dress with brown splotches and orange stripes. A dragon captured her, and she said, ""You're in trouble, dragon! Any minute a brave knight will come to slay you and rescue me."" The dragon just laughed. Many knights did come, but they took one look at her and rode off again. ""You see,"" said the dragon, ""I knew no knight would ever try to rescue a damsel in this dress.""
Teacher offers middle school students a monday absence. If.... ...Anyone can use the term 'definitely' properly in a phrase. So Sarah raises her hand, and says
Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.
A dad brought a lie detector home . The lie detector that read Siegfried Sassoon war poems everytime it detected a lie. The son comes home in the afternoon. Fat
Teacher offers Monday absence to the students in a middle school class ...If anyone can use the term 'definitely' properly in a phrase. So Sarah raises her hand
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