The loudest noise in the jungle Why do monkeys paint their balls red? So they can hide in a cherry tree! Ever seen a monkey in a cherry tree? No? That's how good it works! How can you tell if a giraffe was in the fridge? Footprints in the butter! And what is the loudest noise in the jungle? ...giraffes eating cherries.
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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