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An Irishman, a Jew and a Catholic Priest are waiting at the Gates of Heaven. Peter looks over their files and proclaims that they had lead more or less decent lives besides each having indulged in a single sin. ""So here's what I'll do I send you back to Earth and if you can keep yourselves from committing the same sin for 24 hours I'll let you in."" And poof! They're back in the land of the living, strolling down main street. The trio looks for a place to hunker down for the next 24 hours, when the Irishman spots a pub. ""To hell with it! Saint Pete probably can't keep an eye on all of us."" And as he starts to walk towards the bar, poof! he disappears. Alarmed and distraught, the Jew and the Priest quickly flee the scene, looking for a place to settle down until the Jew spots a dime on the sidewalk. He instinctively bends down to pick it up and poof! Both of them disappear.

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