A Rich Man Dies and Finds Himself At Heaven's Gate Rich Man: Where am I? And who are you? St. Peter: Why I'm St. Peter, the gatekeeper of Heaven. What is your name? Rich Man: Richy Rich. St. Peter: Alright let me see here (gets out the book of life) Richy...Rich... Ah! Here we are! You seemed to have amassed a great amount of wealth in your life...oh... Richy Rich: What's wrong? St. Peter: I'm sorry but you cannot come into heaven because you were not a Christian. I'm afraid I'll have to send you to hell- Richy Rich: NO WAIT! I can't go to hell! Wait here for a moment! I've got something on earth which might change your mind! (Richy then quickly goes back to earth, gathers all the gold he has and brings it back to St. Peter) Richy Rich: This should change your mind! (St. Peter briefly looks down at the massive pile of gold) St. Peter: Do you really think you can bribe me with pavement?
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