Guy walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink. He's carrying a brown paper bag, which he sets down on the bar. The bartender asks ""What's in the bag?"" The guy says ""Wanna see?"" He reaches into the bag and pulls out a very tiny grand piano and sets it on the bar. Then he reaches back into the bag and pulls out a tiny man dressed in a tuxedo. The little man sits down at the little piano and begins playing a song. The bartender says ""That's amazing! Where'd you get that?"" The guy explains he found a djinni's lamp, rubbed it, and was offered one wish from the djinni within. ""Have you still got that lamp? Can I give it a try?"" ""Sure,"" says the man, reaching back into the bag and pulling out the djinni's lamp. The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it. The djinni emerges and tells the bartender he can have one wish. ""Um... I wanna be rich!"" exclaims the bartender. ""I want a million bucks!"" POOF! Suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. A million ducks. ""Hey!"" complains the bartender. ""I wished for a million *bucks* not ducks! Is your djinni hard of hearing or something?!"" To which the man says ""You don't really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist, do you?""