A man and his son were at the grocery store today... They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells, Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop! Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing? The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as a matter of fact, Dad: ""I don't know son, you're the one who's driving."" I've never laughed so hard while eavesdropping, dad jokes are great. Happy Saturday!