My girlfriend is into scat.... [A few quickfire, awful puns] My girlfriend's into some weird stuff, into scat, not the avant garde ska derived musical genre mind you, I mean...ask yer mother. She's also into australian accents, and has a particular affinity for fictional planets, in particular, superman's home planet is a particular turn on. I mean when she showers she has to use a Lex Loofah. Anyway, I'm racking my brains with how to satisfy her; the accent; the poo and fictional planets eventually I just did my best ozzie accent and Krypton her. She's also into star wars so she ended up tatooine me. Being into chemicals she tatood an element onto my bum, I showed my friend nick, and when he exclaimed, oh what's that, I just said, ""calm down it's just arse nick"" Gotta be careful with her with her interests though, Might get argon-orhea. Lucky we have a cleaning agency on hand that specialise in chemicals, their slogan is ""Made a chemical mess? That's no phosphurus"" Being interested in science she asked me if I understood any Einstein, I said ""relatively""