A Farmer goes to town and enters a lawyer's office. "Mr. Lawyer," he says, "I'd like to get one of them die-vorces." "Well," replies the lawyer, "do you have any grounds?" "Yessir, 'bout 180 acres out near the county line." "No, what I meant was, do you have a case?" "Naw, but I do have a John Deere." "No, No, No, do you have a grudge?" "Yup, park my John Deere in it evry night." "Look here, do you have a suit?" "'Course, wear it to church evry Sunday." "You're not making this easy on…

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

The miser's will A notorious miser died, and in his will he left his $3 million estate split evenly among his three sons: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. Being selfish even in death, he left each of them strict instructions to put the money in his coffin when they buried him. After the funeral, the three were talking, and the doctor said ""I have a confession to make. I didn't actually put all the money in the coffin -- it seemed like such a waste. I kept out $200,000 to buy some new equipment…

Wife letter to husband I am writing you this letter to let you know that I'm leaving you. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today, I was kind to you and respected you for 7 years of our marriage, most of the time you did not appreciate me. The last two weeks were like hell. A week ago, you came home and didn't even pay attention to me, I trimmed my nails, hair, manicure and styled my hair. You didn't even notice that I made your favorite dish and for you I had a beautiful linger…