There were three men working at a construction site... ...an Australian called Bruce, an Englishman called John and an Irishman called Paddy. Bruce got tired of getting the same old sandwich day after day, so he said ""if I get another Vegemite sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump of this building"". John got tired of getting the same old sandwich day after day, so he said ""if I get another cucumber and ham sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump of this building"". Paddy got tired of getting the same old sandwich day after day, so he said ""if I get another peanut butter sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump of this building"". The next day, Bruce got a Vegemite sandwich, so he jumped off. John got a cucumber and ham sandwich, so he jumped off. Paddy got a peanut butter sandwich, so he jumped off. At Bruce's funeral, his wife was grieving over him. ""If only he told me not to give him Vegemite, I wouldn't have, poor Brucey"". At John's funeral, his wife was grieving over him. ""If only he told me not to give him cucumber and ham, I wouldn't have, poor Johnny"". At Paddy's funeral, his wife was confused. ""That's funny, Paddy makes his own sandwiches"". ' Other Paddy jokes: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5804ak/an_irishman_named_paddy_walked_into_a_bar/