Elaphant inside a fridge Student: Sir, can I ask a question? Teacher: Yes! Student: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? Teacher: I don't know. Student: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! Teacher: Ok, ask. Student: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? Teacher: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. Student: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. Teacher: Ooh...ok!! Student: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? Teacher: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals. Student: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge. Teacher: Are you kidding me? Student: No sir, 1 last question. Teacher: Ok! Student: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? Teacher: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.